Can giraffes have babies?
Ответ: No, they only have giraffes!
What has lots of eyes but never sees?
Ответ: A potato
What teaches without talking?
Ответ: A book.
How many 9's between 1 and 100?
Ответ: 20
What is black and white and pink all over?
Ответ: An embarrassed zebra
What is always coming, but never arrives?
Ответ: Tomorrow
What is always in bed but never sleeps?
Ответ: A river
When is the best time to have lunch?
Ответ: After breakfast!
What is a bird after it is 5 yeas old?
Ответ: Six years old
Think fast: There's an electric train traveling south. The wind is from the north-west. In which direction would the smoke from the train be blowing?
Ответ: An electric train has no smoke!
What black and white all over?
Ответ: A newspaper
Clean, but not water,
White, but not snow,
Sweet, but not ice-cream,
What is it?
Ответ: Sugar
How much water can you put into an empty 2 quart jar?
Ответ: None, it would not be empty.
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
Ответ: A pineapple
Give me food and I will live
Give me water and I will die
What am I?
Ответ: Fire
Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
Ответ: On a map.
Where were lemons first found?
Ответ: In a tree
If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
Ответ: A secret.
1.
Can giraffes have babies?
No, they only have giraffes.
2.
What has lots of eyes but never sees?
3.
Clean, but not water,
White, but not snow,
Sweet, but not ice-cream,
What is it?
4.
Give me food and I will live
Give me water and I will die
What am I?
5.
Where can you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?
